Sometimes comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them because I get the joke right but I can't get the character right and it just goes down like a lead balloon.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
When I was eight years old I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going there was no reason to quit.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
In our work and in our living we must recognize that difference is a reason for celebration and growth rather than a reason for destruction.
According to the U.S. Census the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were too busy or had conflicting work or school schedules.
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.
Thinking is the hardest work there is which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
If the abstract rights of man will bear discussion and explanation those of women by a parity of reasoning will not shrink from the same test.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Yet consider now whether women are not quite past sense and reason when they want to rule over men.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women I would not even have to bathe because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Women are clear-headed they are more creative and for this reason sometimes also more fragile.
Friends are generally of the same sex for when men and women agree it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers.
Doubt the conventional wisdom unless you can verify it with reason and experiment.
It is not from reason that justice springs but goodness is born of wisdom.
Excellence then is a state concerned with choice lying in a mean relative to us this being determined by reason and in the way in which the man of practical wisdom would determine it.
I have a crusade against fondant also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Personally I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.
I will not attempt to deny the reasonableness and necessity of a party war but in carrying on that war all principles and rules of justice should not be departed from.