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If I don't get food in my mouth I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair not how it's combed.

Author: Carol Alt About category: Thanksgiving

Quote: I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

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