Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end the Germans always win.
Quote: My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.