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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked 'Does he bite?' and she said 'No.' And I said 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

Author: Trishelle Cannatella About category: Christmas

Quote: But Tammy Faye calls me and Ron Jeremy calls me Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.

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