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Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.


Author: Albert Einstein About category: Time

Quote: The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.




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