A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off but I can't help it.
Quote: Nature gives you the face you have at twenty it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
I have a bit of a rebellious nature.