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As a housewife I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work then hey I've done my job.

Author: Artie Lange About category: Morning

Quote: The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning because he is a real talent.

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